Plot to blow up JFK airport thwarted
That's a funny word...thwarted. I bet someone with a stutter would have a great deal of trouble with that word. The same for the word specific too. I knew a kid when I was younger who had a stutter and one day he tried to say specific and it looked like he was having an anuerism. A friend of mine's girlfriend has a stutter and whenever she tries to say a word that starts with B she sounds like a motorboat. Poor girl, sometimes I feel bad cause one time I...oh, the article, right, let's get on with the news story.
FOUR terrorist suspects, including a former member of Guyana's parliament, have been arrested in connection with a "chilling" plot to blow up New York's John F Kennedy International Airport.
Former member of Guyana's parliament? Wow, the world really does hate us doesn't it?
The four, including a former cargo worker, have been charged with conspiring to attack the airport by planting explosives to ignite major jet fuel tanks and a pipeline, the US Justice Department said last night.
That's a very specific charge. Haha, there's that word again. You ever wonder what the difference is between a stutter and a lisp? Both cause an amazing amount of spitting. Oh, right, JFK almost go boom, lets get back to that.
Had it succeeded, a firestorm would have erupted at one of America's busiest airports.
I bet the word succeeded is a difficult word for people who stutter too. I wonder...crap, I'm just wandering today aren't I? Right, so I guess it's a good thing that these four morons got caught. Anyone want to bet their capture involved them talking a bit too much? That seems to be something terrorists can't contain, they get all happy and giddy about their "plots" they can't help but tell everyone. Unfortunately it usually makes its way back to the FBI who just don't like it when you try and blow something up in their country.
The alleged plotters, whose conversations were recorded as part of the investigation into the plot, claimed the attack would have been bigger than the events of September 11, 2001, which killed 2,800.
So I guess September 11th set the bar for terrorist attacks. Everyone's trying to top it. Not going to happen though. We're watching you. And since you can't seem to shut the fuck up when you devise a plan, most of you don't make it passed that "planning" stage. I guess the Koran doesn't tell you to keep your mouth shut.
The plot was foiled well before it came to fruition. "There is no threat to air safety or the public related to this plot," FBI spokesman Richard Kolko said in Washington.
Well I for one would like to take a moment to thank the FBI. Good work. Thank you for stopping these pieces of shit from blowing up our airport.
The plan had been to set off explosives in a fuel line that feeds John F Kennedy International Airport and runs through residential neighbourhoods. The pipeline takes fuel from a depot in Linden, New Jersey, to the airport.
Why not just draw a map assholes?
FOUR terrorist suspects, including a former member of Guyana's parliament, have been arrested in connection with a "chilling" plot to blow up New York's John F Kennedy International Airport.
Former member of Guyana's parliament? Wow, the world really does hate us doesn't it?
The four, including a former cargo worker, have been charged with conspiring to attack the airport by planting explosives to ignite major jet fuel tanks and a pipeline, the US Justice Department said last night.
That's a very specific charge. Haha, there's that word again. You ever wonder what the difference is between a stutter and a lisp? Both cause an amazing amount of spitting. Oh, right, JFK almost go boom, lets get back to that.
Had it succeeded, a firestorm would have erupted at one of America's busiest airports.
I bet the word succeeded is a difficult word for people who stutter too. I wonder...crap, I'm just wandering today aren't I? Right, so I guess it's a good thing that these four morons got caught. Anyone want to bet their capture involved them talking a bit too much? That seems to be something terrorists can't contain, they get all happy and giddy about their "plots" they can't help but tell everyone. Unfortunately it usually makes its way back to the FBI who just don't like it when you try and blow something up in their country.
The alleged plotters, whose conversations were recorded as part of the investigation into the plot, claimed the attack would have been bigger than the events of September 11, 2001, which killed 2,800.
So I guess September 11th set the bar for terrorist attacks. Everyone's trying to top it. Not going to happen though. We're watching you. And since you can't seem to shut the fuck up when you devise a plan, most of you don't make it passed that "planning" stage. I guess the Koran doesn't tell you to keep your mouth shut.
The plot was foiled well before it came to fruition. "There is no threat to air safety or the public related to this plot," FBI spokesman Richard Kolko said in Washington.
Well I for one would like to take a moment to thank the FBI. Good work. Thank you for stopping these pieces of shit from blowing up our airport.
The plan had been to set off explosives in a fuel line that feeds John F Kennedy International Airport and runs through residential neighbourhoods. The pipeline takes fuel from a depot in Linden, New Jersey, to the airport.
Why not just draw a map assholes?
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