Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter gives birth

But...lesbians...how...oh, right.

Mary Cheney, the lesbian daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney, became a mother today when she gave birth to a baby boy.

I'm a bit confused on Cheney's stance on homosexuals. In fact, I'm just confused. It's ok to Cheney for homosexuals to have long-standing relationships, for them to live together and to reproduce together. But damnit they can't get married!

According to reports, Mary's homosexual partner of 15 years, Heather Poe, "will have no legal relationship with her child. She can't adopt as a second parent. She won't have her name on the birth certificate."

Oh man, and parenting is all about the legal relationship too.