Monday, May 21, 2007

Isabodywear underwear fends off cellphone radiation

I don't know but it's been a while since my penis got a phonecall.

If you thought donning tin foil caps was excessive, Isabodywear is out to make those contraptions looks mighty mild. While the debate about just how dangerous (or not) cellphone radiation is still rages on, there's certainly a paranoid sect that will snap up anything that claims to "protect them," and this Swiss garb maker is latching onto said opportunity.

Yes, we all exploit the crazy people. I mean, how else can you explain the success of Pokemon?

The briefs are purportedly constructed with threads made of silver, which the company claims will fend off harmful cellphone radiation; moreover, in an effort to really prove just how effective these undergarments are, it suggests that phone calls originated within the confines of your new underwear simply won't connect.

Well that's no good. What if I'm away and I leave my testicles in charge of taking messages?

Reportedly, 4,000 pairs have been created so far, and for folks willing to give these a try and fill out a survey, the first 500 of you to email in and request one will seemingly have one sent out gratis.

A free pair of cellphone radiation blocking underwear? That would go perfect with my radiowave-jamming baseball cap.


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