Monday, February 05, 2007

Space shuttle astronaut arrested at OIA on attempted kidnapping, battery charges

Seems she left her mind obriting the earth.

A NASA astronaut is being held without bail after police say she attacked her rival for another astronaut's attention at Orlando International Airport Monday.

It's good to know only our best and bravest and those unable to control their emotions in a rational way get to go into the last frontier.

Lisa Marie Nowak drove more than 12 hours from Texas to meet the 1 a.m. flight of a younger woman who had also been seeing the astronaut Nowak pined for, according to Orlando police.

So how long has NASA been shooting trailer trash into the solar system?

Nowak -- who was a mission specialist on a Discovery launch last summer -- was wearing a trench coat and wig and had a knife, BB pistol, and latex gloves in her car, reports show.

Guess this didn't show up on her pysch screening?

They also found diapers, which Nowak said she used so she wouldn't have to stop on the 1,000-mile drive.

Amazing. So the faster she drove the more fucking crazy she got? Was this actually a top secret NASA experiment? Possibly. But it was probably just some crazy woman doing what crazy women do best.

3 Comments:

Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

Are you sure this woman was an Astronaut - and not just someone they picked up before coming back to earth . . . . ? :-\

February 06, 2007 4:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mad man, your spin on this is hysterical, this is just so funny...had to read it a couple of times...the fucking crazies in this country have finally made it into our space program

February 06, 2007 2:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prehistoric lovers found locked in eternal embrace...maybe they were 2 NASA pilots that crashed.It happened when the two started to screw each other before the space ship enbedded itself a couple of hundred feet in the ground.

February 07, 2007 2:06 PM  

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