Thursday, February 01, 2007

Humans 'Very Likely' Making Earth Warmer

That's cause we're glowing with love and radiation.

The most authoritative report on climate change is using the strongest wording ever on the source of global warming, saying it is "very likely" caused by humans and already is leading to killer heat waves and stronger hurricanes, delegates who have seen the report said Thursday.

I don't know what all the fuss is about. Humans are making the earth warmer and that's causing the earth's climate to become more and more uninhabitable for us. In time, we'll all die and the earth will be fine. It's kind of like applying ointment to a skin rash.

Dozens of scientists and bureaucrats from 113 countries are editing the new report by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change in closed-door meetings in Paris. Their report, which must be unanimously approved, is to be released Friday and is considered an authoritative document that could influence government and industrial policy worldwide.

10 bucks says the US completely ignores this report.

Three participants said the group approved the term "very likely" in Thursday's sessions. That means they agree that there is a 90 percent chance that global warming is caused by humans.

That leaves a 10 percent chance that the warming is caused by supernatural creatures that use their powers to draw the sun closer to earth. You know, there's an 80 percent chance these scienctists don't know what the fuck they're talking about.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

the earth doesn't care if we kill will live on...not us...we're a pain in the ass to it

February 01, 2007 2:14 PM  

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