New York Teacher Arrested For Using Cocaine in Classroom
You know, this would explain why me 1st grade teacher liked to play "guess which Roman God has materialized in the corner of the classroom that only Mrs. Goldman can see".
A substitute teacher in the Lewiston-Porter school district has been arrested for allegedly using drugs in a classroom.
Being a substitute teacher can be difficult. It's kind of like being the new guard in detention block D. Can you blame the lady for easing the tension a little. "Now children *SNORT*, time to play with the building blocks and later we're going glue all these chairs to the wall so we can keep the evil trolls from eating our brains. Fuck yea!"
Two fourth-grade students told administrators they believe they saw 59-year-old Joan Donatelli using drugs in the classroom last week.
"Mommy, what does chasing the dragon mean?"
Police were called in and found evidence of what they think was cocaine.
Unless Mrs. Donatelli liked to apply her white blush with a razor blade.
District officials sent a letter home to parents advising them that a substitute teacher "may have a substance abuse problem."
She may also have taught your children how to free base.
A substitute teacher in the Lewiston-Porter school district has been arrested for allegedly using drugs in a classroom.
Being a substitute teacher can be difficult. It's kind of like being the new guard in detention block D. Can you blame the lady for easing the tension a little. "Now children *SNORT*, time to play with the building blocks and later we're going glue all these chairs to the wall so we can keep the evil trolls from eating our brains. Fuck yea!"
Two fourth-grade students told administrators they believe they saw 59-year-old Joan Donatelli using drugs in the classroom last week.
"Mommy, what does chasing the dragon mean?"
Police were called in and found evidence of what they think was cocaine.
Unless Mrs. Donatelli liked to apply her white blush with a razor blade.
District officials sent a letter home to parents advising them that a substitute teacher "may have a substance abuse problem."
She may also have taught your children how to free base.
posted by A Mad Man at 7:45 AM
1 Comments:
OH god! now I don't know what's better...getting a BJ from your teacher or doing LINES with her...OH man, I can't wait to see what's coming next.
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