Thursday, February 08, 2007

Anna Nicole Smith dies at 39

Karma's a bitch.

Anna Nicole Smith, the small-town Texas girl turned Playboy Playmate who became a tabloid fixture while fighting all the way to the US Supreme Court over the estate of her elderly billionaire husband, has died in Florida at the age of 39.

I'll try not to sound insensitive but I get the feeling that Mother Nature was trying to reverse a horrible mistake by erasing her and her offspring from the gene pool. I mean, come on, you ever hear this lady talk? She'd need to up her IQ by fifty points to be a moron.

Smith, a statuesque blonde who also gained fame as an actress for Guess jeans, died at a local hospital shortly after she was reported needing medical help at her Florida hotel room by a private nurse, police said.

Guess she won't be getting that money after all.

Authorities said an autopsy would be conducted to determine the cause of death.

Can you die from stupidity? God I hope so.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love the caption, Mad Man
they say you shouldn't speak badly of the dead but I'm glad to read someone say what is true.

February 09, 2007 7:19 AM  

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