Thursday, February 08, 2007

The brain scan that can read people's intentions

Well according to this readout, this man's is about to punch me in the face.

A team of world-leading neuroscientists has developed a powerful technique that allows them to look deep inside a person's brain and read their intentions before they act.

"Well Mr. Smith, first of all, you shouldn't ask your co-worker Allison out because she's way out of your league and don't even think about bringing a rifle to work because she rejects you. Oh and the bathroom's down the hall and to the left."

The research breaks controversial new ground in scientists' ability to probe people's minds and eavesdrop on their thoughts.

Great, now it's going to be impossible to find tin foil at the supermarket.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

just think about all those guys trying to pickup all those ladies at the clubs and all those slaps just before they get a chance to say something stupid

February 09, 2007 7:25 AM  

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