Monday, November 06, 2006

Dolphin with four-wheel drive stuns the scientists

The world is changing and I don't think we humans are in on it.

As they leap over the waves and perform their extraordinary acrobatic feats, dolphins are the embodiment of water-borne grace.

Obviously you've never seen my belly-flop.
Experts believe that the dolphin's ancestor was a dog-like creature which roamed the earth many millions of years ago. And now the extraordinary discovery of a bottlenosed dolphin with an extra set of flippers has provided living proof of the theory.

People are cows, dolphins are dogs and birds were once dinosaurs. Remind me why most of us worry about the future?

At first glance it looks like any other of its kind. But closer inspection reveals a rogue set of rear fins.

So? I saw a guy with six fingers on his right hand. He didn't make the papers. In fact, the only thing he got was the nickname freakboy.
Each the size of a human hand, the fins are thought to be the remains of a pair of hind legs , adding to evidence that dolphins once walked on all fours.

Its either the remains of a pair of hind legs or all that shit we dump in the ocean.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

with all the millions of dollars we spend on countless research studies, we still get surprised when shit happens...makes you wonder if they're actually doing studies or using the money on vacation time.

November 07, 2006 8:28 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home