US set to reveal plans for solution to Middle East crisis

Getting plans for peace from America is like getting financial advice from someone who just ate out of a garbage can.

US SECRETARY of State Condoleezza Rice is set to lay out US plans for a diplomatic solution to the Israeli-Hezbollah fighting within the next few days.

The anticipation to hear whatever completely useless plan they've concocted is killing me. So's the wait for a safer, terror-free society.

Ms Rice plans a trip to the Middle East, which may start tomorrow, and will carry the US strategy for ending the 10-day-old warfare and establishing stability in southern Lebanon, the Bush administration said.

So, expect peace by Monday. Or complete armageddon.