Saturday, July 15, 2006

World divided over Mideast conflict

Surprise, surprise. The only thing the world isn't divided on is...well...shit I can't think of anything. Maybe we all agree oxygen is good?

World leaders have acknowledged that the conflict between Israel and Lebanon risks destabilising the region, but have so far appeared divided over how to defuse the crisis.

Yeah cause it was so fucking stable the other day.

As the leaders of the United States, Russia, Britain, Canada, France, Germany, Italy and Japan gathered in Saint Petersburg on Saturday ahead of the G8 summit talks, they all stressed the gravity of the situation.

"This is bad."
"No it's not."
"But it's not good."
"It's not bad."

But while George Bush, the US president, put the blame on Lebanon's Hezbollah for rocket attacks on Israel and the capture of Israeli soldiers, his Russian counterpart Vladimir Putin, called on Israel to show restraint.

Can't everyone just agree that the entire region is out of control?


Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

Just 'Glass' the entire desert region.

A couple of nice big nukes and . . . . . free glass for everyone, just come and cut your sheet from the floor!!

Disclaimer, glass may contain some slight imperfections, traces of carbon or carbon lifeforms and the odd singed turban.

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July 20, 2006 1:59 AM  

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