UN votes for N Korean sanctions

I bet the world feels so much safer now.
The UN Security Council has unanimously voted to impose sanctions on North Korea following recent missile tests.

This is the world's equivalent of a slap on the bottom.

The resolution demands UN members bar exports and imports of missile-related materials to North Korea and that it halt its ballistic missile programme.

And if North Korea doesn't listen it will be sent to its room without super. Of course, Russia and China, feeling that we were too hard on lil' N.K. will sneak some cookies up there late at night and comfort them so they know they're still loved and that the world isn't angry, just disappointed.

North Korea has said it "totally rejects" the resolution.

And that, my friends, is how you complete a full circle, waste time and money, and end up back exactly where you started.