No News Yesterday
You may have noticed, may not have, that yesterday Wednesday the 26th of July, was newsless. Now this may have led some of you to believe that nothing happened anywhere in the world the entire day. Now this is not true. While the world still spun and news got even more depressing in every region, I didn't get out of bed cause I was sick. So sick in fact that the mere thought of walking to the computer desk to write the news would have required sixteen different medications, a forklift and perhaps some hot soup, none of which I had at my disposal.
So, I apologize to those of you whom tune in daily for Damnit! Earth and may have been curious as to which group may have killed me. I'm not dead, just feel like I'm closer than ever before. But alas, it's only a cold because, I'm not lucky enough to leave this place...yet.
So, I apologize to those of you whom tune in daily for Damnit! Earth and may have been curious as to which group may have killed me. I'm not dead, just feel like I'm closer than ever before. But alas, it's only a cold because, I'm not lucky enough to leave this place...yet.
posted by A Mad Man at 7:18 AM
5 Comments:
Now this is funny!!!
How sick were you?
Last week, I was so sick, that whilst I was screwing my wife I was pretending it was my grand-mother.
I wasn't quite that sick. In fact, thank you FBITC, you've put things in perspective for me. I guess I really wasn't sick at all.
Nice idea with this site its better than most of the rubbish I come across.
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Hmm I love the idea behind this website, very unique.
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