Syrian Newspaper Blames US for Attack

Surprise, surprise.

Syrian state-run media on Saturday implicitly blamed a militant attack in Damascus on the United States, Israel and their regional supporters.

America is more of the bomb-you-from-the-air attackers. Israel aims for cars.

Security forces fought Islamic militants near the Defense Ministry Friday in a gunbattle that left four militants and a police officer dead, the government said.

Of course it was the US and Israel cause, as the whole world knows, both the US and Israel has total control over Islamic militants. That whole war on terror and September 11th and Israel / Palestine thing are just cover ups for a wonderful relationship and conspiracy against Syria. (insert sarcasm where needed)

"What happened in the heart of Damascus is a practical translation of the American-Israeli threats. Targeting Syria is still an official policy of the U.S. administration, the Tel Aviv leaders and some weak-willed people who have sold themselves for evil in exchange of a handful of dollars," the state-run daily Tishrin said in an editorial.

Oh shut up. That is so far-fetched even I couldn't come up with it, and I've been diagnosed as a looney.

Syria's official news agency, SANA, said all 10 militants in Friday's attack were "takfiris," or Sunni Muslim extremists who declare non-radical Muslims to be infidels.

Oh and they were Sunni Muslims, who are well known to be best buddies with the US and Israel. Are you guys over there going to join the rest of us in reality or are you not done frolicing in la-la land?