Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Bin Laden on the Move; New Sightings in Pakistan

Now Bin Laden's like Bigfoot.

Pakistani government sources tell ABC News they have "credible reports" that Osama bin Laden and his entourage have moved down from high mountainous peaks along the Afghan border to a valley area 40 miles inside the Pakistan border.

Well, go get him.

The officials say the reports put bin Laden around Kohistan's Kumrat Valley.

Someone go get him please.

Officials said the reports were validated by the release of bin Laden's audio tape yesterday, which appears to have been recorded only two weeks earlier.

Great...fucking go get him.

Such a quick turn-around suggests, say the officials, that bin Laden is much closer to civilization than he had been previously.

Guess what I'm going to say.


Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

Napalm was invented for a fucking reason. . . . . go get him!!

May 25, 2006 12:37 AM  

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