Tuesday, March 21, 2006

US rejects Belarus election

So I guess we're not talking to Belarus either now. Are they making nuclear weapons too?

The United States declared the results of the presidential election in Belarus invalid on Monday and called for a new race, even as President Alexander Lukashenko defiantly swept aside criticism and declared himself the winner of a third term.

We have no right to intervene. Must I remind my fellow Americans about the last few "questionable" elections we had?

In an impassioned appearance hours after state television announced that he had won nearly 83 percent of the vote, Lukashenko exuded confidence and said the outcome had "convincingly demonstrated who the Belarusians are and who is the master of our house."

That's Belarusian for " We are the shit and we run this bitch Mother Fuckers!!"

So...where's Belarus? My best friend is Belarusian and he's an idiot. I'm not saying there's a connection but...


Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

Maybe, just maybe, Dubya wants to fuck off to Belarus for the next few terms after he's finished fucking you guys over.

After all, he NEVER accepts a democratic election is valid - until he suddenly 'wins' it.

March 21, 2006 7:01 AM  

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