Monday, March 20, 2006

Man, 21, gets jail time for disorderly house

Hold on I have to go clean up...

Mike Herchenbach was sure he would get a fine. He’d pay a couple hundred dollars, like his roommates, and go on with his life, even though he wasn’t at the party that got out of hand at his rental house. After all, his name was on the lease.

Little did Mike know, he was about to become yet another strange piece of news...and somebody's bitch for 30 days.

Lancaster County Court Judge Gale Pokorny gave Mike 30 days maintaining a disorderly house last Oct. 2.

Forget terrorism, child molestation, rapists and murderers, let's fight the real enemy, the messy!

In a 2½ page sentencing order, Pokorny went through, reason by reason, “why courts need to take a harder look at this type of case and Mr. Herchenbach.”

The judge wrote down why you're going to jail for 30 days, that's nice of him, you can read it while you're in your cell.

“Reason #1. People can die at these parties,” he wrote.

Ah, a valid point. Even though you weren't at the party, you're responsible because your name is on the lease. So if someone shoots someone in the face on your porch, its your fault for not have metal detectors.

“Reason #2. People can die at these parties.”

umm...alzheimer's a bitch.

And that's it. Two reasons why you Mike, and only you, are going to jail for having a party. You should have attended cause you sure are paying for it.

2 Comments:

Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

Spending years having the SHIT ripped out of you for being named 'Pokorny' must have really fucked that Judge up - and removed his sense of humour.

As an aside, not sure about over there in the US, but here in the UK, Gale is a fucking GIRLS NAME!!

Hahahaha, guess that explains why he's such a tight ass!

March 21, 2006 7:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My ex-wife would get life, if that was the case

March 22, 2006 2:12 PM  

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