Monday, March 20, 2006

Cyclone Larry lashes northeast Australia

Cyclone Larry sounds like a video game. I'm telling you world, stop giving natural disasters human names, it's a super-human phenomenon, name it Cyclone Superman, maybe then people will get the fuck out of the way.

The most powerful storm to hit Australia in decades laid waste to its northeastern coast on Monday, mowing down sugar and banana plantations and leaving possibly thousands of people homeless.

I didn't know there were banana plantations. Don't they grow on trees? Shouldn't it be a banana orchid then? I'm just being picky.

There were no reports of serious injuries, reflecting the preparedness of residents in the storm-prone region.

Cause, as you know, millions of people live on banana plantations.


Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

Mad man, if you're being picky then it's an orchard! An orchid is a flower - that costs too much!

And Larry makes it sound nice, like 'Ooh looky Ma, here comes Cyclone Larry, don't he just look really purty. Whoo-hoo, he just ripped the dang house down, shit!'

March 21, 2006 7:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's the kind of name, you wait & sit on the beach and wait & smile for his arrival

March 21, 2006 10:35 AM  
Blogger A Mad Man said...

ah, what would I do without you FBITC?
Please excuse the typo, yeah typo, that's what it was, definitely not my own ignorance on how to spell ORCHARD. LOL

March 21, 2006 1:33 PM  
Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

What would you do without me? Get on with the rest of your life and not shout 'YOU ANAL TOSSER' at the computer so often?

Enjoy, I sure enjoy popping here every day.


March 22, 2006 6:50 AM  

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