U.S. Hiring Hong Kong Co. to Scan Nukes

It's our own damn laziness that will be our downfall. I hear we're thinking of hiring al-Qaeda operatives to patrol our borders for drug smugglers.

In the aftermath of the Dubai ports dispute, the Bush administration is hiring a Hong Kong conglomerate to help detect nuclear materials inside cargo passing through the Bahamas to the United States and elsewhere.

It's almost like Bush is fucking trying to kill us all.

The administration acknowledges the no-bid contract with Hutchison Whampoa Ltd. represents the first time a foreign company will be involved in running a sophisticated U.S. radiation detector at an overseas port without American customs agents present.

Who can blame them though. Honestly, Americans can't even make a fucking decent car that won't fall apart. Indian phone representatives offer ten times more customer service then any American I can't even understand what the hell they're saying. Americans are lazy, spoiled and refuse to get off their high horses and take responsibility for their own future. It's sad we must rely on foreigners to provide our safety because, well, there's a better chance they do it right.