Suspicious package investigated at White House gate
With the stupidity of our government it's probably mail. I hope they didn't shoot the Fed-Ex guy.
A man who tossed a suspicious package onto the North Lawn of the White House on Wednesday has been taken into custody, the Secret Service said.
So what? People throw garbage on my lawn all the time. I want one of those remote-controlled robotic toys to investigate those suspicious candy bar wrappers.
"This individual has a done a similar act in the past and he is in custody," Secret Service spokesman Tom Mazur said.
He's a chronic litterer? He must be stopped!
The Secret Service secured the White House and raised its internal alert system by one level during the investigation, a Homeland Security official said, speaking on condition of anonymity because the review was ongoing.
It's good to know that the President is safe from garbage.
A man who tossed a suspicious package onto the North Lawn of the White House on Wednesday has been taken into custody, the Secret Service said.
So what? People throw garbage on my lawn all the time. I want one of those remote-controlled robotic toys to investigate those suspicious candy bar wrappers.
"This individual has a done a similar act in the past and he is in custody," Secret Service spokesman Tom Mazur said.
He's a chronic litterer? He must be stopped!
The Secret Service secured the White House and raised its internal alert system by one level during the investigation, a Homeland Security official said, speaking on condition of anonymity because the review was ongoing.
It's good to know that the President is safe from garbage.
posted by A Mad Man at 4:17 AM
1 Comments:
Why don't they just tell Bush, there's a package on the front lawn for you and let him go and get it...with any luck, there go's Bush and his 34% approval rate...the only thing better is if he sends the VP to pick it up
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