EU bans 'flying coffin' airlines

Thank you for flying Air Coffin, we hope you enjoy slamming into a mountain like an arrow.

The European Union on Wednesday banned 92 airlines, most of them based in Africa, from landing at European airports due to failures in meeting international safety standards.

Look, we just don't want you landing at our airports anymore since most your landings consist of humongous fireballs, explosions and lost luggage. It's a matter of safety...and money. How many people are going to want to get on their flight after watching the Village Hut Airlines inbound flight miss the runway, take out the communication tower and barrell into the mall across the street like a flaming steamroller? .