Saturday, March 11, 2006

Milosevic is found dead in his cell

Does this mean the trial's off?

Former Yugoslav President Slobodan Milosevic has died, the United Nations tribunal in the Netherlands announced on Saturday. "Milosevic was found lifeless on his bed in his cell at the United Nations detention unit," the tribunal said in a statement.

It's a tricky defense strategy, let's see if it works out for him.

Milosevic had suffered a heart condition and high blood pressure which had repeatedly interrupted his trial.

Seems like it has now rudely interupted his life as well.

Referring to the International Criminal Tribunal for the former Yugoslavia, his widow, Mirjana, told CNN: "The tribunal has killed my husband."

No, his heart killed him.

His death has not been confirmed by CNN.

Oh well wait a minute. It hasn't been confirmed by the forensics experts over at CNN yet. I don't believe anything until CNN confirms it. I mean, what the fuck does the UN and the soldiers at the prison holding Milosevic know? They're not as trustworthy as the honest and balanced American media. Until CNN confirms this I'm going to believe the man is still living.
CNN has greatly overestimated its own importance.


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