Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Hamas Launches Web Site Encouraging Kids to Become 'Martyrs'

When I was a kid Sesame Street taught me how to count and how to spell. And I'll admit, one time, Grover hinted that I may want to make myself an explosive belt and take out Romper Room.

The Palestinian Authority's ruling Hamas terror group has launched a web site for children, preaching the moral desirability of being a suicide terrorist through cartoons and children's stories.

So Goldielocks saw the three bears had porridge and warm beds and became angry because Allah forbids such luxurious possessions. "Allahu Akbar!" she yelled as she detonated herself, sending the infidel bears to meet Satan in Hell and securing her own please in paradise. The End. Hey, why is everyone crying?

One of the stories on the site quotes a mother saying that when she heard her son had become a shahid, a martyr, she bought dates, candies and coffee to give out.

Unfortunately, he couldn't have any since he had turned himself into a pile of gooey shahid.


Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

Bob the Bomber

Can he kill you?

Bob the Bomber


March 09, 2006 7:04 AM  

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