Mystery blob eating downtown
Sure, why not?
A mysterious black blob attacked downtown Los Angeles on Monday with a tar-like goo that oozed from manholes, buckled a street and unmoored a Raymond Chandler-era brick building, firefighters said.
You know, I'm not surprised. Everything else that could go wrong with this world has already gone wrong. Why not the manifestation of an age-old horror film icon? Why the fuck not?
A mysterious black blob attacked downtown Los Angeles on Monday with a tar-like goo that oozed from manholes, buckled a street and unmoored a Raymond Chandler-era brick building, firefighters said.
You know, I'm not surprised. Everything else that could go wrong with this world has already gone wrong. Why not the manifestation of an age-old horror film icon? Why the fuck not?
posted by A Mad Man at 9:04 AM
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