Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Mystery blob eating downtown

Sure, why not?

A mysterious black blob attacked downtown Los Angeles on Monday with a tar-like goo that oozed from manholes, buckled a street and unmoored a Raymond Chandler-era brick building, firefighters said.

You know, I'm not surprised. Everything else that could go wrong with this world has already gone wrong. Why not the manifestation of an age-old horror film icon? Why the fuck not?


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