Al-Qaeda linked terrorists awarded death term in Karachi

There's so many people I'd like to thank for this death sentence. Of course, Allah, without whom none of this would have been possible. Oh, and of course, our bombmakers...

Anti-terrorism court Tuesday sentenced 11 members of an Al-Qaeda-linked militant group to death for a 2004 attack on a top general in Karachi that killed 11.

...to my father, who taught me how to treat my women and children like property. And my local imam who taught me how to hate enough to blow something up, without him, I would not be on my way to death right now...

The extremists from Jund Allah, or Army of God, were found guilty of firing on the car of General Ahsan Saleem Hayat, the then corps commander of Karachi, as he drove through the southern city in his motorcade on June 10, 2004.

...and to my fans, all those religious nuts hiding in the mountainous caves of Pakistan and Afghanistan, this is for you, these award is for all of us. Okay...fry me.