Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Man Charged With Killing Roommate Over Toilet Tissue

I SAID GET THE TWO PLY...THE TWO PLY!!

Franklin Paul Crow, 56, has been charged Monday with homicide for the death of Kenneth Matthews, 58, according to the Marion County Sheriff's Office. Crow told investigators that the men were fighting over the weekend about the toilet tissue when Matthews pulled out a rifle. Crow said he then began beating Matthews with the sledgehammer and claw hammer, according to an affidavit.

Some people take toilet paper a bit too seriously. I mean, I once beat a roomate with a garden hoe and a pitchfork because of expired dairy products, but toilet paper, that's just crazy.

2 Comments:

Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

We had 2 neighbours fighting over a shitty little hedge over here, two old duffers too! I think one chopped it up a bit so the other guy stabbed him to death!!

Crazy shit, but kinda funny in a weird way.

February 23, 2006 12:24 AM  
Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

Did that guy never hear the phrase; 'Never bring a gun to a hammer fight'!!

February 23, 2006 12:25 AM  

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