Disturbance Reported Aboard Plane At LaGuardia
Disturbance? Like...a ghost?
There was a disturbance on board a Spirit airlines plane that landed at LaGuardia airport Wednesday, an aviation official said.
Officials say a female passenger tried to open one of the emergency exit doors during Flight 734, non-stop from Nassau, the Bahamas.
Sounds like a little more than a disturbance. Someone trying to open the doors on a plane while the plane is a few thousand feet in the air exits the "disturbance realm" and jumps right over to the "fucking loon realm". Personally, and let this be known from this day forth, if I'm on a plane and you try to open the fucking door, whether we are in the sky or on the ground, I will beat your ass with my free peanuts if I have to. Sit your crazy ass down, you can open all the doors you want when you get home.
Officials say that airplane exit doors will not open in mid-flight.
As they shouldn't. Why should I die because some looney bitch decided she needed to get some air?
There was a disturbance on board a Spirit airlines plane that landed at LaGuardia airport Wednesday, an aviation official said.
Officials say a female passenger tried to open one of the emergency exit doors during Flight 734, non-stop from Nassau, the Bahamas.
Sounds like a little more than a disturbance. Someone trying to open the doors on a plane while the plane is a few thousand feet in the air exits the "disturbance realm" and jumps right over to the "fucking loon realm". Personally, and let this be known from this day forth, if I'm on a plane and you try to open the fucking door, whether we are in the sky or on the ground, I will beat your ass with my free peanuts if I have to. Sit your crazy ass down, you can open all the doors you want when you get home.
Officials say that airplane exit doors will not open in mid-flight.
As they shouldn't. Why should I die because some looney bitch decided she needed to get some air?
posted by A Mad Man at 6:27 AM
2 Comments:
are you kidding, I would have beaten this woman to death and flushed her, along with the blue water out of the plane
Was she blonde?
'It's a bit stuffy in here. . . . '
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