Rocket barrage if Sharon Dies
Followed by pastries. I'm not kidding.
Palestinian groups in the Gaza Strip are watching the news regarding Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's deteriorating health carefully and will celebrate with Qassam rocket firings at Jewish towns if Sharon dies, followed by gunfire into the air and pastries.
Nothing shows your excitement by insuring a retaliatory strike by a new Prime Minister. What the fuck is wrong with you people? Sure, you can be happy Sharon is dying, there's nothing wrong with not being saddened by the death of a man you view as a murderer. No one is forcing you to grieve. But then firing rockets at civilians and shooting guns in the air does nothing but prove you need to be dealt with in a violent manner and secures the...did you say pastries?
Rocket attacks, celebratory gunfire and...Pastries? Sing along now. One of these things is not like the other.
One militant leader threatened the life of Sharon's temporary replacement, Deputy Minister Ehud Olmert, who was installed as prime minister just hours ago.
I'm still stuck on the pastries thing. What kind of pastries goes with the scent of gun smoke? Are there pastry shops in Palestine? So then things can't be all bad over there right? I mean, you have pastries. I like canoli's, they're my favorite. Not the chocolate ones, not a big fan of chocolate but I don't mind the chocolate chips as long as they're not too many of them and...Hey, what were we talking about?
"I am ready with my candies and my rockets and praying to Allah that Sharon dies. We have prepared a celebratory barrage of rockets ready to fire into Israel on the occasion of the death of our enemy," said Abu Abir, spokesman for the Popular Resistance Committees, an umbrella group of Hamas and Islamic Jihad terrorists responsible for firing hundreds of Qassam rockets and mortars at Jewish towns.
Hope you don't get confused and fire candy into Israel and eat your rockets. That would be embarrassing. That's it by the way. I've officially lost all hope for that region of the world. I'm not saying its the Palestinians that did it for me and I'm not saying it's the Israelis either. It's the combination of the two and the complete lack of logic. Candy, pastries and terror attacks to celebrate the death of a 77-year-old man from natural causes. I'm locking myself in my basement and not coming out for anything besides canolis or to celebrate a massive earthquake that has destroyed every stupid person on the planet.
Palestinian groups in the Gaza Strip are watching the news regarding Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's deteriorating health carefully and will celebrate with Qassam rocket firings at Jewish towns if Sharon dies, followed by gunfire into the air and pastries.
Nothing shows your excitement by insuring a retaliatory strike by a new Prime Minister. What the fuck is wrong with you people? Sure, you can be happy Sharon is dying, there's nothing wrong with not being saddened by the death of a man you view as a murderer. No one is forcing you to grieve. But then firing rockets at civilians and shooting guns in the air does nothing but prove you need to be dealt with in a violent manner and secures the...did you say pastries?
Rocket attacks, celebratory gunfire and...Pastries? Sing along now. One of these things is not like the other.
One militant leader threatened the life of Sharon's temporary replacement, Deputy Minister Ehud Olmert, who was installed as prime minister just hours ago.
I'm still stuck on the pastries thing. What kind of pastries goes with the scent of gun smoke? Are there pastry shops in Palestine? So then things can't be all bad over there right? I mean, you have pastries. I like canoli's, they're my favorite. Not the chocolate ones, not a big fan of chocolate but I don't mind the chocolate chips as long as they're not too many of them and...Hey, what were we talking about?
"I am ready with my candies and my rockets and praying to Allah that Sharon dies. We have prepared a celebratory barrage of rockets ready to fire into Israel on the occasion of the death of our enemy," said Abu Abir, spokesman for the Popular Resistance Committees, an umbrella group of Hamas and Islamic Jihad terrorists responsible for firing hundreds of Qassam rockets and mortars at Jewish towns.
Hope you don't get confused and fire candy into Israel and eat your rockets. That would be embarrassing. That's it by the way. I've officially lost all hope for that region of the world. I'm not saying its the Palestinians that did it for me and I'm not saying it's the Israelis either. It's the combination of the two and the complete lack of logic. Candy, pastries and terror attacks to celebrate the death of a 77-year-old man from natural causes. I'm locking myself in my basement and not coming out for anything besides canolis or to celebrate a massive earthquake that has destroyed every stupid person on the planet.
posted by A Mad Man at 6:24 AM
1 Comments:
Mad Man! just when I think it can't get any better, you top yourself...these first two are great and I'm still laughing outloud. you are the Man! I am so glad I dropped in today...it's friday and you already made my day!
thanks
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