President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Wishes Death to Sharon

He's back, everyone's favorite Islamic nutcase. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has further proven his need to either be assassinated or given a sitcom on Fox by wishing death to ailing Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon and spewing other wonderfully hateful remarks...again.

Irans hard-line President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told a crowd of theological students in the holy city of Qom on Thursday that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon has joined his ancestors and others will soon follow suit, according to the state-run Mehr news agency.

Sounds like a threat Mahmoud, are you threatening Israel...again? I have a feeling we'll be hearing from one of your subordinates soon explaining what Ahmadinejad MEANT to say was he wished Sharon a speedy recovery.

The ultra-conservative president told the radical Shiite Islamists, many of whom have come to Qom from different Muslim countries, that Islam did not restrict itself to geographical borders. We must believe in the fact that Islam is not confined to geographical borders, ethnic groups and nations. It's a universal ideology that leads the world to justice, Ahmadinejad said.

Oh yeah? Then why are you so pissed about Israel being on "your land"?

We don't shy away from declaring that Islam is ready to rule the world, he added.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute there Mahmoud. You can't rule the world until you stop trying to kill it. Declare away. I can say I declare from this moment I'm the leader of Iran. That doesnt make it true. Does it? Oh shit did I just put myself into power over there?

Islam won't be ready to rule the 21st century until it steps out of the 5th century. As much as I would like to see women walking around in blue bedsheets I tend to enjoy the Victoria Secret runway show a little too much to keep those women hidden behind beekeeper suits. I enjoy my sins and would rather not have my head sawed off for watching a porno.
I'll keep my agnostic views thank you very much. I like them. They're lazy views. Not much effort needs putting in.

Why don't we wait on the whole "global Islamic state" idea for a few years and see how things pan out. Tell you what, if your religion can go one fucking day without blowing something up we'll talk. Today's out already.