Monday, January 09, 2006

Man's plan to burn mouse in pile of leaves backfires

You know, they have traps you can put down for those things. Don't need to get all elaborate. The mouse isn't James Bond, you can just stomp on him really.

"No Mr. Mouse I expect you to die."

A mouse got its revenge on a man who tried to dispose of it in a burning leaf pile. The blazing creature ran back to the man's house and set it on fire.
The man said he caught the mouse in his home and wanted to get rid of it. "I had some leaves burning outside, so I threw it in the fire, and the mouse was on fire and ran back at the house," the man said from a motel on Saturday.
The home and everything in it was destroyed.


I would never laugh at a homeless man...well...not right at him. You moron.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mad Man...I have to give it to you, one of the hardest things must be coming up with some of this stuff...where the hell do you find these stories

January 09, 2006 1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mad Man, I'm speechless. what the fuck can you say about this. it's unbelievable. still laughing at this.
you're a talented guy
thanks for the break

January 09, 2006 1:11 PM  

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