Firemen Try to Extinguish British Oil Fire

Ever think you'd live to see the day that whenever there is a huge explosion your first thoughts are that you hope it wasn't some sort of terrorist act. Well, unless I have a group of zombies stopping by, you have.

A series of huge explosions at a fuel depot north of London rocked southern England early Sunday, sending flames 300 feet into the sky and spreading a dense column of smoke over the countryside. Police, while saying they did not know the cause of the blasts, said the incident appeared to be an accident. But four days earlier, an al-Qaida videotape appeared on the Internet calling for attacks on facilities carrying oil "stolen" from Muslims in the Middle East, The Associated Press reported.

Sad to say but me thinks this bears the mark of militant Islam. But we shouldn't lower our heads if it is, we should actually rejoice. Why you ask? Why in the fuck would we want to rejoice about a terrorist attack? I'll tell you. It's because Al-Qaeda and their branches are drying up. Al-Qaeda's number 2 (ha-ha, Zawahiri is # 2, you know, like poo) Ayman al-Zawahiri an Egyptian who holds a PHD in fanaticism, called on Muslims to join jihad and called the current lack of men willing to become members of the Mujahideen a "malignant illness".

You know what else is a illness there Doc? RADICAL ISLAM!

Al-Qaeda is in its death throes. At least, I hope it is. And when the fuck are we going to arrest or kill Bin Laden. Wasn't I promised his head about four years ago. And what about Mullah Omar, the supreme leader of the Taliban? You know he's only got one eye. Why can't we find a one eyed man wandering in the desert yet they have no problem tracking me down for an unpaid seatbelt ticket?