Al-Zawahiri: Bin Laden still in charge
In charge of what? Mountain climbing?
A videotape claiming Osama Bin Laden is still "alive and fighting" dates back to September, Arab television channel al-Jazeera has admitted.
So Bin Laden put out another tape?
In the video, Bin Laden's deputy, Ayman al-Zawahiri said news of Bin Laden's good health was a "message of joy to all Muslims". Bin Laden did not appear in the video himself. Look, Ayman, I can make a video tape that claims Darth Vader came to my house to use the bathroom. That doesn't mean it happened. It did by the way. If Bin Laden is still alive, which I personally think he died sometime over the last year, then have him send a tape in.
Jeez...sounds like we're casting the next MTV Real World.
He called for attacks on oil targets and said al-Qaeda was "spreading and expanding and strengthening". Oh shut up. Now the oil prices are going to go up. Jerkoff.
And what's with the video tapes? Hiding in the mountains and threatening countries via DVD isn't really my idea of a Holy War. Why don't you come out and do what you're talking all those younger Muslim men into doing and die for Allah? Come on, you're so high and mighty, don't you think Allah would be happy to see you?
What better way to show you truly care about your war against the West then to get yourself killed in it. I dare you.
A videotape claiming Osama Bin Laden is still "alive and fighting" dates back to September, Arab television channel al-Jazeera has admitted.
So Bin Laden put out another tape?
In the video, Bin Laden's deputy, Ayman al-Zawahiri said news of Bin Laden's good health was a "message of joy to all Muslims". Bin Laden did not appear in the video himself. Look, Ayman, I can make a video tape that claims Darth Vader came to my house to use the bathroom. That doesn't mean it happened. It did by the way. If Bin Laden is still alive, which I personally think he died sometime over the last year, then have him send a tape in.
Jeez...sounds like we're casting the next MTV Real World.
He called for attacks on oil targets and said al-Qaeda was "spreading and expanding and strengthening". Oh shut up. Now the oil prices are going to go up. Jerkoff.
And what's with the video tapes? Hiding in the mountains and threatening countries via DVD isn't really my idea of a Holy War. Why don't you come out and do what you're talking all those younger Muslim men into doing and die for Allah? Come on, you're so high and mighty, don't you think Allah would be happy to see you?
What better way to show you truly care about your war against the West then to get yourself killed in it. I dare you.
posted by A Mad Man at 5:49 AM
1 Comments:
Hey Mad Man, you got that right, what would they do if videotapes didn't exist. I guess they would have to write everything in a note...Dear westerners,
we still hate you
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