Bush senses victory in Iraq

What is he fucking Spiderman now? Spider sense is tingling. I...sense...victory. Yeah, well I smell bullshit.

President Bush reached out last night to the critics of his war policies, insisting that the insurgents have a "tightening noose" around their necks and that U.S. forces in Iraq "are on the road to victory."

I watched the President speak last night. I was mostly hoping for one of his famous mispronunciations but alas, all I got was, well, honestly, a pretty damn good speech. I'm with the President on this one. I only ask one thing, Bin Laden. Bring us bin Laden, or Zawahiri, or Al-Zarqawi. Bring us the big terrorists you build up as the most dangerous men in sandals.