Sisters fine after Macy's parade balloon accident

Two sisters injured because of an unwieldy giant balloon in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade are "doing just fine," and the family doesn't plan to sue over the incident, their father said. Three fucking cheers here people. I was originally going to write about this sue-happy culture we live in that would award 800$ million to a woman who stubbed her toe while kicking the shit out of me but as I read on in this article, even though a wayward M&M balloon got entangled with a streetlamp and sent debris flying at the two sisters. (I hate when that happens) The family won't sue because it was "a freak accident," and "accidents just happen."

Finally, some logical and rational thought in the headlines. I'd like to shake that man's hand. And dress up like an M&M just for the hell of it.