Spiderman' Arrested in Houston

We as a nation have started arresting our super heros. It's all downhill from here folks.

The French building climber who calls himself "Spiderman" was thwarted in a bid to scale a Houston skyscraper and charged with trespassing and possessing drugs _ two pills to relieve anxiety.
What could be giving a man who climbs thousands of feet in the air on the outside of buildings with no safety net anxiety? Ha...pussy.