Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Educator shoots animal with nail gun to use it for skinning demonstration

That's why I didn't take "Psychotic Animal Cruelty 101" as an elective.

A high school teacher killed a raccoon with a nail gun after discovering the planned subject of a skinning demonstration was alive.

This is why our country's students are stupid. Cause they're being taught by retards.

Superintendent Alvin Lievsay said a student's parent promised to bring in a raccoon for the exercise, but surprised teacher Jerick Hutchinson by bringing the animal in a live trap. Lievsay said Hutchinson, "who used to work in a slaughter house," took the animal outside to the back of his truck Friday and shot it with the nail gun. Lievsay said no students witnessed the raccoon's death.

I'd watch this guy cause it sounds like only a matter of time before he does this with a hooker.

"He used the nail gun to, as they say, to dispatch the animal," Lievsay said. "It wasn't like he held a nail gun against the head of a cute little animal in front of the class."

No, he held the nail gun against the head of a cute little animal out in the parking lot. That's a whole lot better. I don't want my kids learning from someone without a conscience. Plus, the guy's stupid enough to have an animal brought in from a parent instead of getting it directly from the source that supplies classrooms with carcases for dissection and whatnot. Oh well, whatever, someone give me a nail gun and tell this guy to meet me in the parking lot.

4 Comments:

Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

What the fuck was a teacher doing with a nailgun????

Are his students that unruly?

Or did he leave his Berretta at home that day?

Sheesh

November 20, 2007 1:34 AM  
Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

What the fuck was a teacher doing with a nailgun????

Are his students that unruly?

Or did he leave his Berretta at home that day?

Sheesh

November 20, 2007 1:34 AM  
Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

Oh, ok - that double posted, never mind.

TTFN

November 20, 2007 1:35 AM  
Blogger A Mad Man said...

I don't know how familiar you are with the US school system but, yes, he probably forgot his Berretta at home that day.

November 20, 2007 3:46 PM  

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