Why read Damnit! Earth?

When people ask me why do ANOTHER news blog I say something along the lines of "Well, I try to make it funny. Unfortunately I don't have the ability to make funny videos or visual jokes asides from a funny caption to a picture that accompanies a news story but watching the real news is so damn depressing, why not read about the news with a funny commentary." I always thought it was a good idea and I get a decent amount of visits to the blog everyday from all over the world. But how the hell am I supposed to compete with the "real" news when they pull shit like this: