Friday, September 28, 2007

'Ninja Robbers' Caught After Car Breaks Down

Ninja don't drive cars. They fly through the air and can walk on the branches of trees. I've seen Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.

Two suspects in a ninja-like robbery in Richland Township are behind bars after being arrested in Kentucky.

God damn ninja. It just isn't safe out there anymore.

On Saturday, two people armed with a dagger and samurai sword at the Sunoco on Route 8, tied up the clerk and got away with lottery tickets and cash.

Ninja love their scratch offs that's for sure.

Police arrested James Riley, 20, Vanessa Weisbrot, 18, and one other suspect after their car broke down in Kentucky.

"Dispatch, this is 5-17. I've pulled over a car full of ninja, probably going to need backup."

Police said they were running off to California.

Fucking Cali, full of ninja, I've been saying it for years.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

there's ninjas in Kentucky...who would have thought

October 01, 2007 9:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i was friends with them... they are pretty cool

September 13, 2008 3:24 AM  

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