Wednesday, July 25, 2007

UFO sightings bring town to a standstill

I wouldn't be surprised if other-worldly beings are paying a bit more attention to us down here as of late. Shit, with all the bombs going off it's got to look like some intergalatic fireworks celebration.

A crowd of 100 stunned stargazers brought a town centre to a standstill when five mysterious UFOs were spotted hovering in the sky.

Yes, as one of earths more superior species, we still can't help but stop what we're doing when we see shiny things.

Drinkers spilled out of pubs, motorists stopped to gawp and camera phones were aimed upwards as the five orbs, in a seeming formation, hovered above Stratford-Upon-Avon for half an hour.

Pretty lights...

Although Air Traffic Control reported no unusual activity, some witnesses were convinced they were witnessing an extra-terrestrial spectacle.

Or the extra-terrestrial equivilant of stopping to look at a map.

The strange episode started just after 10.30pm, when the lights were seen hovering slowly over the town before three of them formed a triangular shape with one positioned just to the right.

I can't help but wonder if the jokes on us and some out-of-towners (way,way out-of-towners) are selling tours of the "fucked-up" planet. You know, pretty much their glass-bottom boats.


Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

It'll be all the smokers outside the pubs making up shit stories to try and make all us non-smokers - warm inside the pubs - jealous for being left out of their little 'club'.

HA! I'm warm, you're cold, life sucks, get a fucking helmet!

Please also bear in mind, everyone who saw it would have been pissed by 10:30 - and were probably laid on their sides in a gutter - so up to them is probably down the road to us .. .. .. ..

Jeez, it was 100 pissheads staring at headlights in the local Tesco carpark for 1/2 an hour, what a waste of drinking time!!

Plus, no-one EVER stops to look at Stratford-Upon-Friggin'-Avon.

July 26, 2007 1:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you sure it wasn't our drunk astronauts up there!

July 27, 2007 1:36 PM  

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