Friday, July 20, 2007

Dick Cheney will be acting president tomorrow


This is how the Empire took over the Republic in Star Wars.

President Bush is scheduled to undergo a colonoscopy tomorrow, meaning that Vice President Cheney will be standing in while the commander in chief has what the White House describes as a routine procedure.

Wow. So, while the President is violated by a camera on a rod, evil incarnate takes the throne. Interesting. However, if it's routine procedure, why's it all over the news?

AP says the procedure will be performed at Camp David.

I like to go hiking on my vacations.

Back in 2002, Bush was out for about 2 1/2 hours during a similar exam, according to press secretary Tony Snow.

That's an awful long time to have something shoved up your ass. But hey, that doctor is getting to do something I bet most of the world would just love to do. Hope he's a right wing republican or he might just go "easy" on the lubrication.

2 Comments:

Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

I think you have a misprint there Mad Man, it should read "the procedure will be performed BY Camp David"

And I know where he's gonna mount the camera, cos they 'lost' the rod years ago .. .. .. ..

If he puts both his hands on your shoulders Georgie, you're in trouble!

July 26, 2007 1:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought Cheney was President!
acting my ass!

well that sounds like Bush...every so often, he gets something stuffed up his ass for 2 hours.

July 27, 2007 1:40 PM  

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