Thursday, February 15, 2007

Batman Sighting Puts Schools on Lockdown

Alright, who's fucking with the Bat Signal again?

Three schools in the north Phoenix suburb of Cave Creek were on lockdown for about 45 minutes Wednesday morning after a student at Desert Arroyo Middle School reported seeing a person dressed as Batman run across campus, jump a fence and disappear into the desert, Scottsdale police Sgt. Mark Clark said.

Batman must of locked his keys in the Batmobile again.

Officers combed the desert around the middle school. A nearby elementary school and high school also were on lockdown as officers sought the caped crusader. The result - no Batman.

I think I know where the Bat Cave is.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

this kinda shit happens in NY all the time...we would be in lockdown all the time...the difference is, our Batman has a gun

February 16, 2007 9:38 AM  

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