Did Cheney Fall Asleep During Hu Visit?

Way to go Mr. Vice President. First time Hu visits the White House and you can't even stay awake for it? Asshole.

Vice President Dick Cheney says he was looking at his notes, not sleeping, during a briefing by President Bush and Chinese President Hu Jintao in Hu's first Oval Office visit.

In all fairness, his notes where written on the inside of his eyelids. You know, just a fun fact here, at my office, if you're caught sleeping, you're immediately terminated. And by terminated I mean they take you out back and put you down.