Gay parents quietly crash White House Easter party

I hear they're attracted to pretty painted things.
US President George W. Bush and his wife Laura launched the annual White House Easter egg party while managing to avoid any awkward moments with dozens of gay couples and their children who attended the outdoor event.

"Aren't you the guy trying to make it illegal for me to marry my lover of over twenty years?"
" Umm...yeah...chocolate?"
AWKWARD!

The Easter Egg Roll is a traditional all-American event held on the White House lawn each year since 1878, where kids push an egg with a giant wooden spoon, often with the proud president and his wife looking on.

And this symbolizes America's policy of...hitting things with spoons. It's a little-known tradition here in the States. We're spoon crazy.

The gay parents also chose a discreet approach without any explicit protest, identifying themselves with rainbow-coloured flowers.

Yeah, when you're two men carrying around a five-year-old, you don't need the rainbow flowers. Most of us could have figured it out.