This Just In: Ayman al-Zawahiri Dead?

Is it true? Is Al-Qaeda # 2 man Ayman al-Zawahiri gone? Has he gone to join the martyr farm? It might be so. Let us keep our fingers crossed that the MSM isn't wrong on this one.

Al-Qaeda's deputy leader Ayman al-Zawahiri may have been killed in a US strike on Friday on a Pakistani village which killed 18 people, according to US media reports.

I don't want to speculate on this but I promise you if it's true, I'll make fun of the bastard tomorrow or whenever it is confirmed.