Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Toronto wonders what's next after brazen shootout fells holiday

Probably cleaning up.

A Boxing Day shootout that killed an innocent teenaged bystander has left Toronto residents wondering how much worse the city's violence can get after as many as 15 young people were involved in a shootout on a busy street packed with holiday shoppers.

What the fuck is Boxing Day? I take it that it's a holiday up their for our neighbors in the snow but...hold on...I'll look it up.

Boxing Day: The day after Christmas, the Feast of St. Stephen, the first Christian martyr, is better known as Boxing Day. The term may come from the opening of church poor boxes that day.
Hmm...doesn't mention broad daylight gunplay...

Police, politicians and the people of Toronto reacted with shock and revulsion Tuesday after learning more about the incident that saw a 15-year-old girl become the city's 78th murder victim of the year.

Instead of acting with revulsion maybe you guys should do something about it. I can just picture the police commissioner in Toronto hearing the news "Somebody oughta do something 'boot this". should.

You know what's funny? My girlfriend mentioned to me just yesterday that we should go to Toronto for a vacation, see Niagra Falls. Apparently I need a bulletproof vest, a gun, and a cowboy hat cause its the wild wild north over there.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mad Man! cleanup on aisle 5! I wonder if it has something to do with hockey

December 28, 2005 8:05 AM  

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