We'll attack our enemy the Queen, says Al Qaeda

When the fuck did the war on terror turn into a James Bond movie?

Al Qaeda has threatened an attack on the Queen in a chilling video which also features July 7 suicide bomber Mohammad Sidique Khan urging fellow Muslims to rise up and start a 'holy war'. Describing the monarch as 'Elizabeth, the head of the Church of England', the propaganda film accuses her as being 'ultimately responsible' for Britain's 'crusader laws'.

Does anyone really pay attention to what Al-Qaeda says anymore? They've become like a child actor who's time in the limelight has begun to fade and they are desperately trying to grab attention before they are forgotten. Shut up Mohammad, something better is on TV.

Al Zawahiri names the Queen as one of Islam's 'severest enemies' Queen Elizabeth is an enemy to Islam as much as she's an enemy to my parking spot at work. I can't remember the last time the Queen of England did something or said something that wasn't PR related.

All fads end Al-Qaeda. I hear they got a new video game platform coming out soon.