Jordan 'Failed Bomber' Confesses On TV

Apparently Jordan has a new fall lineup.

The televised confession of an Iraqi woman -- accused of planning to be the fourth suicide bomber in last week's deadly attacks in Amman -- has shocked Jordanians, with some expressing joy over her capture and others venting anger over her plans. When did we here in America started talking about Middle Easterners like they're little retarded children in a fairy tale? Some of them were shocked...some were angry...and yet some were happy. Was their porridge too hot or too cold?

"My husband detonated his bomb, and I tried to detonate mine but failed," Saijida Mubarak Atrous al-Rishawi (the 3/4 mummy in the picture) said. Fucking explosive belts! They never work when you need to blow up a wedding! That's what you get for not going to Martyrs-R-Us right off the fifteenth sand dune on the left after the crater.

"I sat there watching and couldn't understand how she could be speaking so coldly," Adel Fathi, 29, told The Associated Press. Three of his relatives were killed in the Radisson wedding party reception that was bombed by al-Rishawi's husband. "What are these people made of?" Well whatever it is they're made of it's flammable. I don't quite understand the Muslim killing Muslim thing. Not sure what they are trying to prove. I remember reading somewhere that a radical Muslim cleric wrote that killing a dozen Muslims in order to kill one American or one Jew is a worthy sacrifice. This means of course one American is worth a dozen Muslims which in turn means that the radical cleric thinks quite highly of Americans and Jews right? I can understand not being afraid to die. I don't fear death. I'm not exactly in a rush to meet it either though. Strange people we've got on this planet.