Monday, June 18, 2007

Suicide Bomb Teams Sent to U.S., Europe

Oh yeah? What's their names?

Large teams of newly trained suicide bombers are being sent to the United States and Europe, according to evidence contained on a new videotape obtained by the Blotter on

I would worry about this if it weren't for the fact that there's a video. If there's a video, I'm sure the people responsible for keeping us safe have seen it. And if they've seen it, I'm sure they're making the appropiate preparations to combat this threat, just like they did for Katrina and 9/11 and...oh shit...I'm staying home.

Teams assigned to carry out attacks in the United States, Canada, Great Britain and Germany were introduced at an al Qaeda/Taliban training camp graduation ceremony held June 9.

Graduation ceremony for suicide bombers? Do you get a diploma? If so, what do you use it for? I guess you just can't strap an explosive device to yourself these days without a degree.

A Pakistani journalist was invited to attend and take pictures as some 300 recruits, including boys as young as 12, were supposedly sent off on their suicide missions.

Ok everybody, start keeping an eye on those youngin's.

"These Americans, Canadians, British and Germans come here to Afghanistan from faraway places," Dadullah says on the tape. "Why shouldn't we go after them?"

Cause of what happened last time. Remember, we pushed you out of your country? Yeah, it can get worse guys. Trust me, it can always get worse. We have bombs that can wipe you out in about three seconds and make it impossible for anything living to inhabit that same area for a few decades. Keep that in mind while you ponder sending children to do a job you're too scared to do yourselves.


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