Airline Apologizes for Sewage on Plane
Sorry about all the shit.
Continental Airlines Inc. (CAL) is apologizing to its customers for "poor conditions" aboard a transatlantic flight where one passenger described sewage spilling down the aisle from a lavatory.
Al-qaeda?
"I've never felt so offended in all my life," passenger Collin Brock of Washington state told Seattle's KING-TV. "I felt like I had been physically abused and neglected. I was forced to sit next to human excrement for seven hours."
Disgusted? Absoluetly. Sickened? You betcha. Offended? That's going a little too far. Look, everybody shits and yes, it's just bad business to allow said shit to roam free inside a confined area but what are you offended about? You weren't physically abused. No one shoved the shit in your face. Well, I hope no one shoved the shit in your face. And while sitting next to human feces for seven hours SUCKS, think of it as a prelude to having children and stop blowing it out of proportion. After smelling shit for seven hours I bet now you smell a lawsuit don't you?
Continental spokesman Dave Messing on Thursday confirmed that there had been a problem with the plane's lavatory during the flight.
Slight problem there huh Dave?
Flight 71, with 168 passengers on board, had taken off June 13 from Amsterdam bound for Newark, N.J., but made an overnight stop in Shannon, Ireland, to fix the lavatory problem, Messing said.
There's lavatory problems, the tiolet wont flush, and there's LAVATORY PROBLEMS, like human shit escaping it's watery prison and running for the cockpit.
Continental Airlines Inc. (CAL) is apologizing to its customers for "poor conditions" aboard a transatlantic flight where one passenger described sewage spilling down the aisle from a lavatory.
Al-qaeda?
"I've never felt so offended in all my life," passenger Collin Brock of Washington state told Seattle's KING-TV. "I felt like I had been physically abused and neglected. I was forced to sit next to human excrement for seven hours."
Disgusted? Absoluetly. Sickened? You betcha. Offended? That's going a little too far. Look, everybody shits and yes, it's just bad business to allow said shit to roam free inside a confined area but what are you offended about? You weren't physically abused. No one shoved the shit in your face. Well, I hope no one shoved the shit in your face. And while sitting next to human feces for seven hours SUCKS, think of it as a prelude to having children and stop blowing it out of proportion. After smelling shit for seven hours I bet now you smell a lawsuit don't you?
Continental spokesman Dave Messing on Thursday confirmed that there had been a problem with the plane's lavatory during the flight.
Slight problem there huh Dave?
Flight 71, with 168 passengers on board, had taken off June 13 from Amsterdam bound for Newark, N.J., but made an overnight stop in Shannon, Ireland, to fix the lavatory problem, Messing said.
There's lavatory problems, the tiolet wont flush, and there's LAVATORY PROBLEMS, like human shit escaping it's watery prison and running for the cockpit.
posted by A Mad Man at 3:43 PM
1 Comments:
nothing like getting shit with your flight...not only do the airlines fuck you but now they're shiting on you to
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