Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Police Release More Detail About Juneteenth Violence

I don't know what Juneteenth is but I don't like it.

Milwaukee Police say a 33-year-old man has a broken tooth and cuts all over his face after a group of teenagers pulled him from his car and beat him following Milwaukee's Juneteenth celebration.

Happy Juneteenth! Run for your fucking lives!

Meanwhile, a few blocks away a group of girls started fighting. When police went to break up the fight near 1st and Auer, the department says a 17-year-old girl started punching and kicking a 15-year veteran officer. She hit him in his face shield, which shattered into his face. He needed three stitches and has scratches on his neck. That 17-year-old was arrested and police are recommending charges for battery to a police officer.

Must be something they put in the water in the high schools or something. That's why I always keep a teenager in the trunk of my car. You know, in cause I need an ambassador. There's some other reasons but I won't get into that right now.

Police say there was also a fight earlier in the day in the 3000 block of north 1st Street. In that case, three women were fighting. Police say a 15-year-old boy tried to break up the fight when an 18-year-old man got involved in it.

I say open fucking fire on any crowds larger than four people at this point.

According to police, the 18-year-old got angry, walked away and told the boy he was coming back with a gun. The 18-year-old did in fact return with a gun and fired five shots into a crowd where the boy was standing. The 15-year-old's 39-year-old uncle was hit in the shoulder. He was treated and released from a local hospital.

So what the fuck is Juneteenth anyway besides random acts of public violence?

Some people think the violence takes away from the real meaning of Juneteenth.

Which is what?

"I think it should be continued," said Earnestine Rogers. "It shouldn't be stopped because of some youngsters."

Ok, who the fuck is Earnestine Rogers and what the fuck is Juneteenth? This article is missing some major information here. And Earnestine, if you mind me calling you Earnestine (your parents should be shot for naming you that), I don't know if this is the type of celebration we need right now. How about Stay-at-home-and-don't-kill-anybody-Day? That sounds fun.

It's the second year in a row that violence has broken out at the celebration.

Three strikes and you're out. Give it another year. Anymore violence and just gather them all up and throw them into the ocean.

I looked up Juneteenth for anyone interested. This is what I found:

Juneteenth is the oldest nationally celebrated commemoration of the ending of slavery in the United States.

Nothing says freedom like winding up in prison. You're all fucking morons. Your ancesters would hang you.


Blogger SargeDude said...

I Googled "What the fuck is Juneteenth" and got an exact match! So I am not the only one who is amazed with this bullshit! Kwanza, Juneteenth, all crap. They don't even have real holidays. Now what would happen if a certain cultural segment of America decided to invent a holiday for, let's say, creation of the Confederacy. A hate crime? Liberal outrage? Hmmm, so there is NOT equality after all. Fuck Juneteenth, and learn to use proper semantics if you are ever axed to do so.

June 21, 2007 9:34 AM  

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